i love you, you love me
I figured out why I attract a ridiculous amount of oppositional haters.
It's the tagline.
The Gentle Art of Making Enemies has become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Perhaps I should change it to Bunnies! Kitties! Hamtoro! or I Want To Be Your Best Friend or All You Need Is Love.
But that would just take the fun out of everything, wouldn't it?