detachable?
Morning blogging will be late morning blogging today.
Meanwhile, please keep in mind that today is National Penis Day in New Zealand.
In order to show solidarity with our friends in New Zealand, it is imperative that we all take time today to honor the penis.
It would also be a good day to call someone a penis-breath or penis-head.
Now find the nearest penis, grab onto it and thank it for being such an integral part of society. Go ahead, you know you want to.
Comments
So are we allowed to grab our own or do we have to find someone to do it for us?
Posted by: jr | September 4, 2003 08:30 AM
Now that's comedy. Sounds like New Zealand is having trouble finding days to celebrate so they got to make them up.
Posted by: Tony S. | September 4, 2003 08:32 AM
Detachable?
...only if you pull WAY too hard, (!!!YIKES!!!)
or if you've gotten ahold of one of those zombie fella's recruited from Haiti to invade Florida!
;-)
Posted by: Brian E | September 4, 2003 08:50 AM
I'm waiting, people...[tap tap tap]...people?...[tap tap tap]...c'mon, dammit!....
Posted by: Ken Summers | September 4, 2003 08:58 AM
While at work? But I just got this job!
Posted by: Laurence Simon | September 4, 2003 09:17 AM
Do you think my wife will believe me if I told her I just became a New Zealander?
Posted by: Dick | September 4, 2003 09:25 AM
You guys are so impatient ... you expect us to come to you? What, you're just sitting there hanging out? Waiting for us? Come to us, baby!
Posted by: Kris | September 4, 2003 09:25 AM
Time, I'm afraid, for the possibly apocryphal story of Mrs De Gaulle considerably startling a British journalist who had asked her what she most desired in this world. "A penis," she firmly replied. (Try saying "happiness" in a heavy french accent.)
Posted by: Jody Tresidder | September 4, 2003 09:30 AM
I could say something rude like "only if Michele can grab it" or "I'll be happy to be the nearest one", but I'll refrain from such.
When is National Vagina Day? That would give me another reason to chase my wife around the bed. Wait until she finds out that it is National Penis Day.
Posted by: Yog Sothoth | September 4, 2003 09:41 AM
It's about time my penis got some of the recognition it so rightly deserves. And, the timing couldn't be better, because my penis is in showroom floor condition due to all my incessant penis polishing.
Erm, yeah, polishing. That's what I was doing. Honest.
Did I mention I'm a hit whore?
Posted by: Ryan | September 4, 2003 10:53 AM
can it wait til after 5? i need this job.
Posted by: tanya | September 4, 2003 12:00 PM
Detachable?
...only if you pull WAY too hard, (!!!YIKES!!!)
sigh Kids today.
"He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen."
Posted by: Thlayli | September 4, 2003 12:05 PM
Hmm....it's my birthday. Either way, I can probably get my penis grabbed today huh.....the day keeps getting better aned better. :-)
Posted by: Derek | September 4, 2003 12:09 PM
Snap-on Tools, right?
hln
Posted by: hln | September 4, 2003 12:46 PM
O-M-G your funny.... LOL this cracked me up :D and then to have to read the comments....
Posted by: Rachel in Alaska | September 4, 2003 12:51 PM
Reminds me of the Iggy Pop line... "The penis is mightier than the sword."
Posted by: Chrees | September 4, 2003 01:51 PM
Appropos chorus from Oscar Brand et al...
"We sailed the good ship Venus
My Lord, you should have seen us.
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
And the mast, a throbbing penis"
Posted by: Stephen | September 4, 2003 01:54 PM
Not many alt. music fans in here, huh? ;-)
Posted by: Adam | September 6, 2003 10:16 AM
what a remarkable nation New Zealand is. I'll bet France doesn't have a National Penis Day.
Posted by: DR | September 9, 2003 11:03 PM