Morning blogging will be late morning blogging today.
Meanwhile, please keep in mind that today is National Penis Day in New Zealand.
In order to show solidarity with our friends in New Zealand, it is imperative that we all take time today to honor the penis.
It would also be a good day to call someone a penis-breath or penis-head.
Now find the nearest penis, grab onto it and thank it for being such an integral part of society. Go ahead, you know you want to.