my mom went to the mall and all i got was these lousy seven t-shirts for $120
Back from the mall. Didn't kill anyone but came damn near close. If it wasn't for that broken elevator that zapped the last strands of my energy, the jackass in the Marilyn Manson t-shirt would be crushed by my super powers right now.
Damn human beings. Damn their infernal machines.
And damn Hot Topic, which is a black hole that eats twenty dollar bills like candy.
There's got to be alcohol in this house somewhere.