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» Battle CryYelp! from SquidBlog
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» What's Your Battle Cry? from A Welsh View
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» I wield a meaty axe, apparently from Sheila Astray's Redheaded Ramblings
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» Battle Cry from Res Ipsa Loquitur
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» Mindless Filler.. you know, because it's Friday from Burlap Soul
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» My Glorious Battle Cry! from The S-Train Canvass
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» Shoot first, ask questions if you're so inclined from The People's Republic of Seabrook
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Comments
Mine was really weird and I didn't like it, so I will continue to use "Beatings will continue until morale improves"
Posted by: Ken Summers | August 29, 2003 12:57 PM
My real one is better. From an old George Wallace bit about troops jumping out of airplanes yelling "Geronimo!!" - What do Native American troops say? "Chuck Conners!!!!"
Posted by: Kevin | August 29, 2003 01:28 PM
"I'm going to pulverize you faster than the speed of sound!!!"
Posted by: Steve of Norway | August 29, 2003 01:44 PM
It probably says too much about me that I liked mine:
"By Odin's mighty spear, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
Posted by: Ferro Lad | August 29, 2003 01:45 PM
I'm with you on that one
Posted by: dvd | August 29, 2003 01:49 PM
"I'm seriously going to fuck you until you deflate!"
I think I used that on a chick in a bar once.
Posted by: Ryan | August 29, 2003 01:52 PM
"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"
Posted by: Ag99 | August 29, 2003 02:12 PM
"I'm going to hump you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"
Daddy likes that one!
Posted by: Dave | August 29, 2003 02:24 PM
"I'll hit you so hard, your parents will hurt."
"I'll hit you so hard, your children will be born dizzy."
"I'll beat you like i was crazy."
"I'll knock you into the next area code."
"I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up you'll need a haircut."
Posted by: Frank DiSalle | August 29, 2003 02:39 PM
I forgot my all time favorite (it goes back to the early sixties):
I'll throw a boot so far up your ass, you'll have to go to the dentist in [name a place] to get the shoe polish off your teeth.
Posted by: Frank DiSalle | August 29, 2003 03:34 PM
aw man, i want ferro lad's. mine was lame.
Posted by: tanya | August 29, 2003 05:13 PM
oh, and as for slogans, i like: i'll knock you so hard you'll grow old bouncin'
i think that was actually from animaniacs.
Posted by: tanya | August 29, 2003 05:21 PM
I really like mine.
Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Matthew! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, your screams will reanimate the dead!"
Posted by: Matthew | August 29, 2003 08:27 PM
How come everybody but me gets these cool batle cries? Mine reads thusly:
Striding along the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Perletwo! And she gives a spectacular grunt:
"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"
okaaayyy.... why is this even one of the options?
Posted by: perletwo | August 29, 2003 09:29 PM
Perletwo, time to change names.
Posted by: Ken Summers | August 29, 2003 10:44 PM
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!!"
Posted by: Harald | August 30, 2003 05:27 AM
I liked mine:
"You in some shit now muhfuh! I tear into you like a mad dog that can only get madder!"
I think I'll stick with my own though
(In best scottish brouge)
"Dinna pique me ire boyo, lest I ha to break open a cask o' whomp arse opon ye!"
Posted by: Graumagus | August 30, 2003 07:48 AM
mine was:
"I'm going to bludgeon you for such a long time, your momma won't recognize you!!"
Posted by: Jo-Anne | August 30, 2003 06:48 PM