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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the plains, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Michele! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to flog you until the laws of physics are violated!"

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Mine was really weird and I didn't like it, so I will continue to use "Beatings will continue until morale improves"

My real one is better. From an old George Wallace bit about troops jumping out of airplanes yelling "Geronimo!!" - What do Native American troops say? "Chuck Conners!!!!"

"I'm going to pulverize you faster than the speed of sound!!!"

It probably says too much about me that I liked mine:

"By Odin's mighty spear, skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

I'm with you on that one

"I'm seriously going to fuck you until you deflate!"

I think I used that on a chick in a bar once.

"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

"I'm going to hump you so hard, Buddha will explode!!"

Daddy likes that one!

"I'll hit you so hard, your parents will hurt."
"I'll hit you so hard, your children will be born dizzy."
"I'll beat you like i was crazy."
"I'll knock you into the next area code."
"I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up you'll need a haircut."

I forgot my all time favorite (it goes back to the early sixties):
I'll throw a boot so far up your ass, you'll have to go to the dentist in [name a place] to get the shoe polish off your teeth.

aw man, i want ferro lad's. mine was lame.

oh, and as for slogans, i like: i'll knock you so hard you'll grow old bouncin'

i think that was actually from animaniacs.

I really like mine.

Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Matthew! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

How come everybody but me gets these cool batle cries? Mine reads thusly:

Striding along the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Perletwo! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"

okaaayyy.... why is this even one of the options?

Perletwo, time to change names.

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

I liked mine:
"You in some shit now muhfuh! I tear into you like a mad dog that can only get madder!"
I think I'll stick with my own though
(In best scottish brouge)
"Dinna pique me ire boyo, lest I ha to break open a cask o' whomp arse opon ye!"

mine was:
"I'm going to bludgeon you for such a long time, your momma won't recognize you!!"