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I am in love with Hal Sparks.
A deep, stalkerish, obsessive sort of love. The most delicious kind.
Does anyone know his address?
Posted by on August 22, 2003 07:37 PM | Permalink
(I'm kidding, I know it wasn't him)
a different Bill |
August 22, 2003 07:46 PM
Where can I write to the actors, producers and writers of Queer As Folk?.
All correspondence can be addressed to the appropriate person as follows:
C/O Showtime Networks Inc.
1633 Broadway, 16th Floor
New York, NY 10019
August 22, 2003 08:07 PM
No, no. I want his home address so I can stalk him and go through his garbage and use my high-powered binoculars and...
August 22, 2003 08:15 PM
Oh. Can't help you there.
August 22, 2003 08:44 PM
I've been replaced? :(
August 22, 2003 08:50 PM
Nobody can slap my ass like you do, Andy. Not even Hal Sparks.
August 22, 2003 09:00 PM
That page had a copyright date in 2001. He is probably dead, the old fucker. I mean how many of those old creeps from 2001 are still left around anyway, that is like so ancient. sorry, I was channelling something from outer space or something ... just ignore me, everyone else does.*
*I am not a troll, I promise.
August 22, 2003 09:58 PM
So, Michele, explain to me why my hand is absolutely ass-free right now...
I THOUGHT SO! I've been replaced!
August 23, 2003 01:45 AM
Michele, it would be unethical for me to give you his address. However...
I can tell you that he lives in the greater Los Angeles area, seems to have a pool in his backyard (not the biggest one on the block), and he's got a wonderful view of an old Southern Pacific rail spur. He's also about a block away from one of those flash flood channels they have in southern California.
Here's the scary part: I know all of this after five minutes or so on the Internet, without spending a penny, and it's not because he's a celebrity.
August 23, 2003 02:25 AM
Does melly know about this?
August 23, 2003 11:19 AM
you're all wrong!
hal sparks is living at my house. he's tied up down in my basement, and i go down there twice a day to feed him, poke him with sticks, and force him to say funny things to me. i am trying to work my husband into going down there so i can watch hal kiss him.
and no, you can't come over! :P
August 23, 2003 01:42 PM
how'd you find out all that stuff about where he lives? i can only find sites where i have to pay
October 31, 2003 08:36 PM