Worst Album Ever: The Results
The nomination portion of the Worst Album Ever poll is over.
Using a series of mathematical equations, statistics stolen from the MIT computer database and the sorting hat from Harry Potter, it has become undoubtedly clear that the worst album ever by a mostly decent band is....
[insert drum roll]
What I actually did was use the Design Your Own Hell program and had the bands fight to the death in an all-out, click-this-space war.
It is quite the comfort to note that any Post-Hagar Van Halen is Buried for Eternity in the fourth circle of Rock and Roll Hell.
In fact, most of the albums ended up in circles of hell where the description of their afterlife suits them perfectly.
Wu-Tang - Wu Tang Forever
Circle I Limbo
Bjork - Homogenous
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Liz Phair - Exile in Guyville
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
REM - Monster
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Guns N Roses - Use Your Illusion I & II
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
Any Post-Hagar Van Halen
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
Clash - Cut the Crap
Circle VII Burning Sands
Pink Floyd - Division Bell
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Thanks to everyone who participated, except for the person who deemed it necessary to make a snarky comment about the album of a musician who participated in the voting. Totally unecessary.
I'm already thinking of a way to use this hell generator for another vote-a-thon.