the all-star arraignment band
I could start a band with some of the defendants showing up at my place of work next month.
On September 6 the drummer for Iron Maiden, Nicko McBrain will be making his appearance at court. McBrain was arrested last month for trying to run down a parking attendant at Jones Beach, where the band was performing.
On September 29, Phish bassist Mike Gordon will be our guest in arraignment. Gordon was "charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and trespassing following a concert by The Dead at Jones Beach Theater."
All this and the Sex Pistols and Chili Peppers haven't even gotten to Long Island yet.