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dante would be proud

I suppose I could do this all day. There isn't enough room in hell to condemn all the people I loathe to eternal damnation. But I must say, I got off to a good start:

Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

Greens
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

General asshats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Arianna Huffington
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Mark Morford
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

PETA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The Pope
Circle VII Burning Sands

Militant Vegans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Ted Rall
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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Good Start! Flesh it out some. Especially the PETA Members. I have a list that piss me off (from a Gulf Coast perspective)--I want to see your list from a NE Perspective!!

And buried in what? To what depth?

This can be fun!

This could be great fun! My list would include, on some tier or another, that Jared guy from those Subway commercials. Ever since he lost all that weight, he's been acting like he's the man, when in reality he's a dork who eats roadkill on bread two times a day. Homer Simpson described him as that guy who used to be really fat, went on that sandwich diet and is now just ugly. Okay, maybe he doesn't belong in the depths of hell, but he gets a place for being annoying.

hi-larious.

What? No Roger Clemens?