it's a monday thing
What would a Monday be without irritation, anger and general hatred for all of humanity?
I was exchanging emails with Faith this morning and I mentioned that I was looking for volunteers for an experiment. It's called the great I Want To Stab Someone In The Face Today experiment.
Seeing as that Faith blogged that I was looking for participants, I felt the urgent need to write something about it.
Is there someone you would like to volunteer for this great undertaking of mine? And should I use a spork or a rusty nail?
I promise that when I do get around to venting my anger on an unsuspecting victim, your name will remain anonymous, should I choose to use your victim.
Anyone who volunteers Chirac has to pay the airfare.
[This offer not valid for convicts, ex-convicts, parolees, Red Sox fans or the French. Void where prohibited. Side effects of participating in this experiment may include incarceration, death or gastrointestinal bloating]