the great debate: frank j. v. glenn reynolds
Did you know there's a war going on? No, not that one.
Frank J.has declared war on Glenn Reynolds. He wants to know whose side you are on.
Glenn has warned Frank that resistance is futile, but Frank seems intent on winning this one.
While everyone lines up on either side of the blog fence, I am declaring that I am Switzerland on this one. Neutral, fair and balanced. For now.
If anyone can convince me why I should side with one or the other, I may consider taking a biased stance in this war. But I need incontrovertable proof that one is more evil than the other, or that siding with one over the other will somehow benefit me in the end.
Also, bribes are accepted. Frank has offered those in his alliance bags filled with money, but I think he's a liar. But Glenn hasn't answered my email from Friday, so I can always hold that against him. Lawyer v. gun nut. Sword wielder v. link wielder. Professor v.....what is it Frank does for a living anyhow? Besides stand around pretending he's a jedi knight?
Comments
I'm holding off on this one to see which side enlists Vince McMahon or Hulk Hogan for support.
Posted by: Wind Rider | August 16, 2003 03:02 PM
What email?
Posted by: Glenn Reynolds | August 16, 2003 03:10 PM
Of course you realize that the Axis of Kevin will overwhelm all...
Posted by: Kevin McGehee | August 16, 2003 03:37 PM
Yes, but the Kevins have thrown our lot in with Glenn in this battle (in case that was not obvious - look a little closer). It is The Stand.
That should be proof enough...
Posted by: Kevin | August 16, 2003 03:58 PM
I am an engineer, i.e., a man of a practical nature and not to be crossed.
Posted by: Frank J. | August 16, 2003 04:05 PM
Frank J is a train conductor........now THAT explains everything!
Posted by: SondraK | August 16, 2003 04:24 PM
This is no contest. Frank has Rambo, Yorkie o' Death on his side.
What does Glenn (White Glenn) Reynolds have on his side? Europeans.
Like I said, no contest.
Posted by: Ken Summers | August 16, 2003 08:01 PM
I dunno about that, Ken, Glenn has this bellicose woman on his side (please ignore the chuckles). Wanna fight about it? ;)
Posted by: Kathy K | August 16, 2003 08:27 PM
Are they really that bored?
Posted by: Jeff | August 16, 2003 08:40 PM
I chose Frank because he promised to consider linking to me in Feb. of next year. What can I say? I'm needy.
Posted by: Ith | August 16, 2003 11:32 PM
Kathy, Glenn's married. Maybe you should come over to the dark side.
On the other hand, Frank has rejected my entreaties to make Rambo, Yorkie o' Death the official model for Chomps, despite the many poorly photoshopped actual unretouched photos I have sent of RYOD killing a moose, (shh...it was out of season, boy was I embarrassed!), a ninja, and Aquaman*.
Besides, I really like bellicose women. Perhaps it is I who should reconsider allegiances. Kathy, you busy next Saturday?**
*She didn't actually kill him. He's such a pansy it wasn't sporting. It was a "catch-and-release" thing.
**Never mind, my wife said I can't go.
Posted by: Ken Summers | August 16, 2003 11:42 PM
Now, if I had challenged Instapundit to a duel we would all finally know the answer to the question: "what if they declared a war and nobody came?"
Posted by: Hoodie Craw | August 17, 2003 01:54 AM
Yes, but the Kevins have thrown our lot in with Glenn in this battle (in case that was not obvious - look a little closer).
And a profitable alliance I am sure it will be. Will we rule from behind the scenes, or discard Glenn and rule in our own right?
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