i'm just as nosy as the rest
If you answered affirmatively in the comments on the post below that you would like to participate in the circle jerk of interviews, you can all answer the same five questions (but remember to follow the rules posted there).
1. If you were a tree, what kind of dog would piss on you?
2. Do these pants make my ass look fat?
3. What's your stance on sporks?
4. You're the presidential candidate for a viable third political party. What's it called and who's your running mate?
5. Why do birds suddenly appear?
When you answer the questions, post them on your own blog as well as here, and leave a link to your answers.