Ashcroft is pushing his new idea: The Victory Act. Said the Ashman:
This project has become my personal mission. It is something near and dear to my heart and I will pursue it's passage with the fierce determination that it deserves.
The goal of The Victory Act is to make sure that every single weblogger in the entire Blogosphere is both reading and linking to A Small Victory. It is your duty as a true American and/or Friend of America to undertake this calling.
If passed, The Victory Act would allow feds to:
- Clamp down on trolls, where comments exchanged disparage the author or readers of A Small Victory,
- Get internet records from bloggers and blog readers without a court order in probes to determine who has not yet put A Small Victory on their blogroll or in their favorites folder,
- Track delinkers and serve them with a roving death warrant,
- Impose sentences for troll kingpins and non-linkers/readers to 40 years in prison and $4 million in fines and six months of hard labor looking at nothig but websites with animated gifs and Metallica midis.
Ashcroft will starting pushing the Victory Act later this month in a 10-day, 20-state Victory tour that includes a stop in New York, where he will guest blog at A Small Victory.
Don't delay. Act now, before the Victory Act Squad comes for you.