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a terrorist in my kitchen?

lookout.jpgThis is Abderraouf Jdey. He is a terrorist. The FBI would like you to be on the lookout for him. He is a Tunisian native and citizen of Canada, who used to hang out with Mohamed Atef. He is also known as Farouq Al-Tunisi.

Apparently, he has also stolen my dish towel.

In other news, the FBI has added ferries to its list of potential ways terrorist might get around. The ferries now join the list of planes, trains, automobiles, subways, trams, buses, cable cars, submarines, Segways, mini-bikes, stilts and skateboards of things to be vigilant about.

I want my dish towel back.

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Comments

BWHAHAHA!
Girl you is CRAZY....ROFL...

How dare you make fun of that brave Freedom Fighter's sacred headgarb? Arrogance like that is why we Americans DESERVE to be blown to tiny bits. Sheesh.

But seriously, the day we get suicide Segways, it's all over, man.

You know, they have a point with ferries. That ferry could crash RIGHT INTO Staten Island, and if they hit the landfill, THEN where would you be?

What if they bombed the landfill? Staten Island would be covered with garbage!

Oh. Wait.

Never mind.

Wouldn't we be unfairly profiling Arab-Americans by looking for such a person? Shouldn't we be cracking down on all those blue-haired, little old ladies instead?

Wait...somebody wants to blow up the faeries??? Good deal..if they're all dead, they can't get married! Yee haw!

You mean that they're not</> currently tracking people who use Razor Scooters?

Appalled!

I'm just Appalled at this lapse in security.

Bes, Bath, and Beyond is currently on Orange alert. :-)

Damn, I just had one terrorist go by on unicycle wrapped from head to toe with Black Cats, and the two terrorists I am personally detaining began making a racket in hopes, I think, of enlisting his aid in making their escape. However, upon my recent count, I am missing no dishtowels.

That's fucked up Michele. But funny!

Damn, what a night for my server to go on the fritz. I think a terrorist attack must be responsible. Anyone heard of a suicide unicyclist blowing up an outhouse in new Hampshire. I am pretty sure that is where the server that hosts my site is located.

Woohoo, we are back online! I knew my company would not let me down. IN five years that is only the fourth time I think I could not hook up to my site. Disregard the last message about researching whether some outhouse in New Hampshire has been attacked.

Let's not forget to be on the lookout for terrorists on Segways. Sure they are illegal on NYC streets, but terrorists don't follow traffic regulation, now do they?

Let's not forget to be on the lookout for terrorists on Segways. Sure they are illegal on NYC streets, but terrorists don't follow traffic regulations, now do they?

to the George Dybya guy that posted earlier:

You're thinking of Faeries, not Ferries that take people over the water, and that's kinda a cruel statement you made. I for one resent it.

And Michele, about that dish towel, The guy should be no less than tarred and feathered for stealing such an attractive piece of linen. :) hehhe

Michelle, not to be off topic, but did you ever go see the Retarded Animal Babies? It's too hilarious for words :)

Xavier, jeez, get a clue. It sounded like a satirical statement to me, By the way, where did you send that statement the first time?*

*Yeah, yeah, I know that a gag based on common word usage is lame, but heck, I am still groggy, with sleep clouding my eyes, so what do you expect?

For real, Xavier. Sarcasm. Check into it. Jeezus.

Sorry, Michelle, that shit is a table-cloth.

FYI, that "dish towel" is actually called a kaffiyah.

If you look real close you can see a Martha Steward tag on the dish cloth he is wearing.

Ya don't say, Jeff?

Hey, what about all those terrorists on rollerblades?! Someone needs to start scrutinizing those rollerbladers.

Hey, satirical i can take, but satirical at the expense of myself (i know it wasn't aimed directly at me but still) is a different thing. Sorry, It was late and I was tired. I usually do appreciate GOOD satire.

plus, alot of times, tired and clue just don't seem to cooperate with me generally hehehe sorry for getting clueless there for a sec :)

Hey - isn't that Pedro Martinez?

Are you sure you want that dishtowel back?

It's part of a set. My kitchen is not complete without it.

I think it will need some industrial cleaning fluids, though.

Hey!!!! I didnt steal no towel, woman!!!
And please don't call the FBI
(REALLY!! Dont call the FBI! This is a hoax!!)
LOL!!