So, let's get this straight. A guy goes to a titty bar, gets a lap dance from a woman who was apparently lactating. The women squirts some breast milk on him. The guy runs screaming as if he was hit with a bucketful of acid. He files a police report and presses charges against her for assault.
I hope he remembers this next time he thinks it would be really hot to pump a load of his jizz in his girlfriend's eye. I'm betting breast milk doesn't sting nearly as bad.
Suck it up, guy. There are some people who would have paid good money to be in your place.