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headline of the day

Girl attacked by rabid beaver

"We were getting ready for a pig roast, and she was down there playing,'' Hays told The Journal in Martinsburg. "Suddenly, I heard a blood-curdling scream.

Yes, I'm still very overtired. Which is why I am finding things like this amusing. I apologize to any offended girls and/or beavers.


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This sort of thing always reminds me of the classic line from Naked Gun, "Nice beaver."

Baron Harkonnen: I'm alive?

Lackey: Yes, my Baron...

Harkonnen: I'm alive, I'm alive ha hahahahaha

It's beavers like that that give Canadians like me a bad name. I'm so ashamed.

Did anyone notice the girl's name


Her parests should be beaten upside the head for inflicting such a stupid mis-spelling on the poor kid.

this is so sexist!
just cause i was foaming a little at the mouth
they call me beaver
how rude!

Hee hee hee.

You know, I must admit that I was really relieved to find that this didn't happen in Georgia.


This should pop you up on some interesting search queries, eh, M?


Michele, I instantly thought of you when I read that headline this am......consider that a complement.

The link to the story doesn't seem to work for me, so I must ask:

Was her name Winona and was said beaver big and brown?

/closet Primus fan

Hrm, I might enjoy that.