bugs meany, internet pirate
In the comments on the post below, Alex refers to Bugs Meany who, as some of you may recall, is Encyclopedia Brown's arch nemesis.
I went looking for a link to throw in the comments so people who didn't get the joke could reference it.
Encyclopedia Brown Fanfic. That's what I found. I saw the words "sodomize" and "power drill" in the same sentence and there went my childhood.
See, also: Encyclopedia Brown, Lars Ulrich and Dr. Dre
Bugs Mean and Scully
Starring Tobey Maguire as Encylopedia Brown and Robert Downey, Jr. as Bugs Meany
Encyclopedia Brown spoofs at Modern Humorist