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I just discovered that I am number one on Google for Girl With Hot Dog Up Ass.
I'm also number on on Yahoo for Making Someone Love You.
And again, on Google, for I Fart In Your General Direction.
Of course, I still am, and hope to always be, the top spot for George Lucas Is A Fuckwad.
Something to be proud of, indeed.
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How do you do that? Find out what search words bring up your blog. Hmmmmmm.
I'm staring at a startling unresponsive screen over at my place. Might be a good time to turn the computer over and bang out all the dust and cat hair.
Rossi's Sunday Seven answers go up at midnight.
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Posted by: David Strain | July 19, 2003 11:50 PM
That is seriously messed up!
I still get the random "mormon underwear" search. And I used to get a lot for "bare feet" or "stocking feet" not so much any more though.
Posted by: Sunidesus | July 20, 2003 12:00 AM
I am trying hard to get Ramadan Moon to number 1 on Google. I'm in the top 30 out of 28,000. A few more anchor text links and I'll get to #1.
Posted by: Aaron's Rantblog | July 20, 2003 01:13 AM
You are also the top result for "michele" then again, you knew that.
Posted by: jagr | July 20, 2003 02:43 AM
And here I just found this morning that I am in the top fifteen on MSN search for filthy lingerie
Posted by: Tiger | July 20, 2003 12:30 PM
you guys need to get a life!! I cant believe you guys spend your time searching for things that may bring you in the top list. Somebody prove me otherwise before i get the wrong impression!!!
Posted by: ashdod | July 20, 2003 01:20 PM
Well ashdod, all that stuff is right there for the asking in my site stats. I don't have to search for anything. However, that does not mean that I have any discernable sort of life.
In fact, my life is so barren that I often think I am one step away from being one of those people who spend their time leaving comments on blogs about how people have no life.
Posted by: michele | July 20, 2003 02:14 PM
I'm currently #3 on the MSN search for "world's longest penis." I get a handful of hits on that search every day, largely by people who just turn around and leave when they don't find the penis of their dreams at my site.
I used to hold a comparable position on Google, but they seem to have bumped me off.
Posted by: Jerry Kindall | July 20, 2003 03:50 PM
HI-larious!
Posted by: Glenn | July 20, 2003 07:16 PM
We wanted the Sea to be in that top spot! Damn you! How did you figure that out anyway...someone was actually searching for it? What is wrong with people?
Posted by: Monkeyspit | July 20, 2003 08:11 PM
Yeah, people actually search for it, and it shows up in my referrer logs. There are millions of people on the Internet; that means that somewhere, someone right now is searching for a large penis.
Posted by: Jerry Kindall | July 21, 2003 02:33 AM
Grea! You should now go prove your merit in creating an action figure character (although something tells me you probably already have).
http://www.i-mockery.com/contests/action-figures/
Posted by: peat | July 21, 2003 07:47 PM