&*%$#%^ linguistics lessons
Never let it be said that this is not an educational and informative blog.
Tonight, we will improve your swearing vocabulary, thanks to The Guardian.
Our whipping boy tonight will be Ted Rall.
Ted Rall is a capoll who likes to cascar-se-la with his nino inflable. He also is a ximple, beneit, creti. As well as a pandero.
Now, repeat that back a few times. Translate on your own.
Now, I've done my job in educating you. It's your turn. Use the 1811 Dictionary of Vulgar Tongue or Roger's Profanisaurus to come up with your own insults, not necessarily directed at Ted Rall. Or me.