Banzai. You won't believe it unless you see it.
Chickens floating away on balloons. Guess which geisha is wearing the red panties. And now, a soccer match between a one-legged kicker and a one-armed goalie. And you can bet on all these events on line.
Oh geez, there are old ladies in those motorized carts crashing into each other now. It's like geriatric Jackass.
And now here's a priest, a rabbi and Lou Ferrigno. No, it's not the beginning of a joke. It's the Soul Speed contest. The winner gets the soul of some baby.
Yes, it's horrifying, demoralizing, disgusting, depraved, sick, contributing to the decline of moral civilization and tasteless.
And I'm watching it.