swf, likes long romantic walks on death row, rainbows and child homicide
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So if you are a non-judgmental kind of guy (maybe you've murdered a few people yourself) and you just love rainbows and Mickey Mouse (and what self-respecting man doesn't?) and you enjoy church (hopefully you go to a church that forgives heinous acts of human depravity) then this is your girl. Go get her.
She's sitting in her cozy little jail cell right now, all fixed up with a nice hairdo and a new sweatsuit, typing away on her computer with internet access, and spending her time reading, writing, doing puzzles and thinking about waterfalls and daisies.
Who knew that strapping your young children into their car seats and driving them to their deaths into a lake could be so rewarding?
Don't worry guys, if she's your type but it doesn't work out, there's always this woman.