Beat on the Brat(wurst) with a baseball bat
By now I'm sure you've all heard about the Pirates Randall Simon whacking the sausage in front of everyone in Milwaulkee.
Hey, David Cone was once accused of beating his own sausage in the Mets bullpen, so this isn't really so bad in comparison.
I'm going out for a little while, so I thought I would leave you with a contest of sorts. The media has been going batty with headlines for this incident, but I don't think they've taken it quite as far it can go. So, your job is to come up with either 1) a headline, 2) a caption for above picture 3) a fake quote relating to the incident or 4) if you are Photoshop inclined, a re-working of this picture or any other photo you can find on this subject in the news.
ESPN is blaming PETA, by the way.
Have fun and don't disappoint me. I know you are just dying to sink your teeth into this juicy story.
To concerned emailers: Part 3 (the final part) of this story will be published this evening