celebrate your idiocy
You are a Complete Idiot. No matter what you do,
you just can't be anything but an idiot. Your
celebrity icon is Carrot Top.
What Kind Of Idiot Are You?
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I really resent the Carrot Top reference.
Yes, I'm the one you curse at on the road, and I'm maybe I've taken seven items into the six or less lane.
Let's face it. Bloggers spend a good portion of their time bitching and moaning about things; politics, religion, music, food, clothing, whatever rocks our boats. We complain mainly in the hopes that we can change whatever is irking us at the moment.
Rarely do we complain about ourselves. We should all take the time to celebrate our own idiocy, like Buzz did when he admitted to being an asshole on the road. Go ahead, stand up and say your name and tell us what you did wrong today.
You cut someone off, or you took two papers out of the newspaper box or you took your frustration out on your co-workers.
Or, like me, you used that banned word, idiot. I think we should all step back and take a moment to bitch about ourselves before someone beats us to it. Maybe that person's blog post is about you, after all. Wouldn't it feel good to own up to the fact that you're not perfect, but you can be a perfect asshole?
I'm driving with an expired registration.
Perhaps that does make me a Complete Idiot.
But I still hate Carrot Top.
Comments
I'm a fucking idiot.
I kinda like that.
Posted by: zombyboy | July 10, 2003 02:22 PM
i'm a fucking idiot aka heidi fleiss as well
Posted by: jewdeZ | July 10, 2003 02:26 PM
One more fuckin' idiot...
Posted by: Ferro Lad | July 10, 2003 02:30 PM
Yeah, I'm more of an asshole today, I think. I've already snapped at two co-workers and yelled at the stupid cat I am watching. UGH. I can barely stand myself.
Posted by: Tracie | July 10, 2003 02:35 PM
I agree with their conclusion...
You are a Fucking Idiot. You're all about screwing
people over. Your celebrity icon is Heidi
Fleiss.
What Kind Of Idiot Are You?
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Posted by: Dee | July 10, 2003 02:45 PM
See, case in point. Can't get the cut/paste thing right.
Posted by: Dee | July 10, 2003 02:46 PM
I'm also a fucking idiot. But my day hasn't started yet and I'm sure I'll do something stupid before I go to bed tonight.
Posted by: Kathy | July 10, 2003 03:07 PM
bleeding heart liberal idiot...of course. :)
Posted by: Jo | July 10, 2003 03:18 PM
Michele, RENEW THE DAMNED REGISTRATION!
While running late for work this morning (due to juggling appointments with the insurance agency, the loan officer and the vision-specialist) I was pulled over for the expired registration sticker on the suburban. Had to pay $75 to get a mechnically sound vehicle towed home on top of the $78 ticket.
It's a stupid thing to get charged for (ESPECIALLY considering that the DMV didn't send the new sticker b/c they thought there were back taxes due on the rig). Save yourself the checkbook pains.
Posted by: doc | July 10, 2003 03:26 PM
I am a shiny happy person
Posted by: anwar | July 10, 2003 03:28 PM
I'm very shiny and very happy.
Posted by: Martin | July 10, 2003 04:24 PM
fucking idiot here, too.
i always suspected. at least i'm in good company.
Posted by: Troll King | July 10, 2003 07:00 PM
Who DOESN'T despise Carrot Top? ;-)
Posted by: MikeR | July 10, 2003 07:34 PM
another fucking idiot
Posted by: carol | July 10, 2003 07:35 PM
"Who DOESN'T despise Carrot Top? ;-)"
Pauly Shore--everyone needs someone they can think about, sigh, and say "Thank God I'm not that poor bastard." For Pauly, that group is pretty much limited to Carrot Top.
Posted by: M. Scott Eiland | July 10, 2003 10:17 PM
I think Carrot Top is a comic genius. Probably why I rated fucking idiot.
Posted by: Michael Wagner | July 10, 2003 10:45 PM
"Pauly Shore... For Pauly, that group is pretty much limited to Carrot Top."
I was doing a pretty decent job of forgetting about old Pauly - thanks so much for bringing him back into my consciousness!
Posted by: MikeR | July 10, 2003 11:18 PM
There are lots of us GOOFY FUCKING IDIOTS out here. I like Heidi.
In defense of the phone guy. If you ever see him live, Carrot Top is a funny son of a bitch. In fact, you need to see him twice to catch all of his jokes, cause you will be rolling on the floor.
Posted by: Perry | July 11, 2003 01:34 AM
I feel you!!!
Posted by: Puddin | August 28, 2003 01:59 AM