celebrate your idiocy
I really resent the Carrot Top reference.
Yes, I'm the one you curse at on the road, and I'm maybe I've taken seven items into the six or less lane.
Let's face it. Bloggers spend a good portion of their time bitching and moaning about things; politics, religion, music, food, clothing, whatever rocks our boats. We complain mainly in the hopes that we can change whatever is irking us at the moment.
Rarely do we complain about ourselves. We should all take the time to celebrate our own idiocy, like Buzz did when he admitted to being an asshole on the road. Go ahead, stand up and say your name and tell us what you did wrong today.
You cut someone off, or you took two papers out of the newspaper box or you took your frustration out on your co-workers.
Or, like me, you used that banned word, idiot. I think we should all step back and take a moment to bitch about ourselves before someone beats us to it. Maybe that person's blog post is about you, after all. Wouldn't it feel good to own up to the fact that you're not perfect, but you can be a perfect asshole?
I'm driving with an expired registration.
Perhaps that does make me a Complete Idiot.
But I still hate Carrot Top.