sign of the times: have a safe fourth
As the Fourth of July approaches, I'd like your help in spreading the word about fireworks safety. We all have that person in our neighborhood that was Most Lkely to Kill Self in Stupid Accident
Perhaps you can help save a life or even a limb this year by making a sign that can be distributed throughout your block so that the children of a lesser brain can safely celebrate the fourth.
That's right, it's time to take out the old Sign Builder again and come up with some safety warnings for those poor souls who end up as the punchline on Fark News every year.
I started you off:
See, you have to make it in a language they understand. And yes, this is a contest. No prize, just glory as I always say.
Hurry, time's a wasting. Your mullet-headed neighbor may already be holding an M80 up to his face!
One from Anna, who is the next person I aim to shoo off of Blogspot.
Jack got his family into the spirit of things.