the gentle art of making enemies
I always wanted super powers. However, the power to alienate those I like wasn't quite what I had hoped for.
[click for evil villian size - courtesy of hero maker]
I suppose that makes more of a villian, eh?
What makes me smile - unintentionally, I suppose - is wisecracks like this:
Alright, you're a stupid woman. Quit talking about things over your head, like politics and go make me some pie. [in the comments here]
You just wish you could have some of my pie, don't you, Daniel?
To those who have sent me emails with headers like "Your family should die next," please note that I have my Charlie Brown Filter set on high, so any emails from idiots like you come out as nothing but wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Thank you and have an enjoyable evening. I'll be over here making enemies out of everyone and anyone.