if only semen were a health aid
In keeping with the sperm theme today (well, there was a sperm theme this morning) I bring this health warning:
DO NOT INGEST THE SEMEN OF THE WEST AFRICAN GREEN MONKEY!
Kate doesn't have a NSFW warning on that link, but I'm nicer than her, so don't click the link on her site unless your boss likes monkey sex
In the event this warning has come too late, please take a teaspoon of syrup of ipepac to induce vomiting and see a veterenarian immediately, followed by a trip to the sex therapist.
Back away from the monkey, Frank!