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Good morning.

I've got to run to work (well, drive - but you know what I mean) and I'm working on an interesting post for later, but it's not ready yet.

Far be it from me, however, to leave you with nothing to look at her. I'm sure you'll thank me for this later. Really.

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate! So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one "unloads."

and we wonder why the ocean is so salty........

Make your own whale joke!

Now couple that with this, and your day is complete (at least the guys):

Every wonder how many little swimmers you've killed? How many gallons you've released? Worry no more. This place does the math for you.

via Jonno

Which, when you think about it, also ties in nicely with Jeff's story about people who prefer unconscious partners. Something like that.

Real content later. Entertain yourselves with that for now.

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Comments

Why did the gay whale attack the submarine?

So he could suck out the seamen.

I am sure we could make a new twist on the old one:

Q: What's gray and comes in buckets?

A: An elephant.

An average blue whale walks into a bar and orders a drink. Guy asks the whale, "How's it goin.'" Whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm on the guy and walks out.

Ba-dum-bum!

Blue Whale? You're soaking in it...

Who gets the wet spot?

That's one hell of a money shot.

Funded science research needs no goading,
And Cetaceous inquiry's exploding.
    In the Whale PR game
    Moby Dick has the name,
But it's Blue Whales who do the big loading.

Ah, limericks. My fave.

A blue whale's penis is sturdy and firm
And can deliver 400 gallons of sperm
To absorb that much dick
Is no easy trick
But it's great practice for carrying a calf to full term.

Or. . .

A blue whale hooker was asked in great jest
Which approach to sucking whale cock was best
She said to bring a quick halt
To the flow of hot salt
Was to let it gush down on her chest

400 gallons.

I feel so...inadequate.

And since it just hit me, I gotta ask...were you planning on semen jokes when you labeled the comment box here "spit it out"?

And now you have killed my joke. And I come up with so few good lines anymore.

The whale info is not correct, sorry to say but a mere 3 gallons spills from the great beasts loins. Don't forget a whales penis is called a Dork.