I've got to run to work (well, drive - but you know what I mean) and I'm working on an interesting post for later, but it's not ready yet.
Far be it from me, however, to leave you with nothing to look at her. I'm sure you'll thank me for this later. Really.
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate! So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one "unloads."
and we wonder why the ocean is so salty........
Make your own whale joke!
Now couple that with this, and your day is complete (at least the guys):
Every wonder how many little swimmers you've killed? How many gallons you've released? Worry no more. This place does the math for you.
Real content later. Entertain yourselves with that for now.