andrea loves chachi
I just remembered my other dream, the one that came earlier in the night.
I was in a production of Bye Bye, Birdie and I wouldn't let Conrad kiss me because he had cooties. Andrea tried to give me a cootie shot but I told her she was already infected from letting Scott Baio kiss her. She blushed and ran away, but there was a sign taped to her back that said "I kissed Scott Baio!"
And then Conrad died from the cooties.