bloggin' bill o'reilly
Bill O'Reilly would make a fine blogger. Imagine this whole thing as a delinking episode.
June 17, 2003
SEX, LIES AND THE BLOGOSPHERE
So last night I find out that another blogger is spreading rumors that someone delinked me. It's not true. He said he's just going to put my link in a different section of his list. I mean, if anyone emailed him or checked his comments they would have seen the truth. And the truth is, that I think this whole blogging thing is out of control.
Some people post the most disgusting things. They take free speech to a new level. They say bad things about me and honestly readers, if you say bad things about me it's only a short hop to the day you start a kiddie porn blog.
Don't you see? Everything comes back to me. If you delink me, the terrorists win. If you delink me, NAMBLA will take over the internet.
What did I do to deserve this? Why does anyone want to delink me? I stand for truth and justice and the American way and all you people in the blogosphere writing rants about me are blinded by your jealousy of my intellect and morality. I GET A MILLION HITS A DAY, DAMN IT! You people wish you had as many hits as me! Just wait until I get off this damn Blogspot, I'll have more hits than Hannity! Anyone who writes mean things about me is clearly not speaking the truth and is probably a pedophile or even worse, a member of the Screen Actors Guild.
Fine, delink me. See if I care. I have millions of other people who will still come to this blog every day to see what I'm writing about. So bite me, you naysayers. I don't really care if someone takes me off their blogroll, I just care that other bloggers are lying about the reason why. I'm waiting for those bloggers to make a retraction, but I guess monkeys will fly out of my butt before that happens!
Oh yea, I've shut down the comments so you can't debate me on the merits of my argument, defend yourself or say anything worthwhile, because I don't want my fans to think that you may have a point.
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly
What a pompous ass.
Others making the case against Bill:
(I moved the list and made a bigger one. See here)