Cap Capers
Obviously I stirred up some deep-rooted feelings in many people over the Roger Clemens Cap Controversy. What better way to decide things than with a nonsensical poll?
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I disabled commenting on the poll itself. You may comment here instead so everyone can see what a whiner you are.
Margin of error is 99%. Results are unscientific and may result in hurt feelings, eye injuries or disturbing bowel movements. See your doctor if any of these conditions persist
Comments
Asshat all the way, bay-bee!
Posted by: Mike | June 16, 2003 03:42 PM
I don't get why the cubs?
Posted by: bryan | June 16, 2003 03:43 PM
How about, "I'm a Yankee, Now Kiss My Feet You Peon". Yeah, I like the sound of that.
Posted by: Jamie | June 16, 2003 04:18 PM
Uh. Yeah.
That should say Sox. Will fix.
Must have had loser teams on the brain.
Posted by: michele | June 16, 2003 04:22 PM
Hey, where is the obligatory reference to monkeys?......... Oops, wrong blog
Posted by: JFH | June 16, 2003 04:26 PM
I've added the obligatory monkey reference. Link included.
Posted by: michele | June 16, 2003 04:27 PM
I'm not sure I understand this poll completely. What's the difference between wearing an asshat and saying "George Bush Lied about WMD", again? :)
Posted by: Dan | June 16, 2003 07:01 PM
As a lifetime Reds fan (and part time Phillies fan, but only when Rose, Morgan & Perez played for them), I can say with utmost objectivity, he should be inducted as a RedSox(ian?).
Posted by: JohnO | June 16, 2003 07:17 PM
You know, being a sox fan, I used to love Clemens, but if he's going to be a little bitch and boycott his induction, then don't induct him. At all. I'd rather have him lose his chance than be inducted as a red sox. Well, if he was just an old ratty red sox itself, with a hole maybe. He's turned into a royal pompous ass since going with the yankees.
Posted by: statia | June 16, 2003 10:23 PM
Where's the Texas Longhorns option?
Posted by: Squirrel | June 16, 2003 10:25 PM
Roger who?
Baseball. It's like watching paint dry.
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip | June 16, 2003 10:41 PM
Write-in selection:
"I Pitch To Michael Moore!"
Posted by: Alan | June 16, 2003 10:59 PM
I don't see my selection...A yankees hat with Piazza's bat buried in it.
Oh, and I think Ralph Gizzip may be a communist. Ask him who won the series in 1942.
Posted by: Ken Summers | June 16, 2003 11:38 PM
Heh. Just kidding, Ralph. Although I must say that baseball is the sport for people with an attention span. Heh.
Posted by: Ken Summers | June 16, 2003 11:39 PM
Whiner? Ain't no whiner here. Just call 'em like I see 'em.
Million dollar arm. 2-bit mentality.
Posted by: Chrees | June 17, 2003 12:37 AM
I'm going to keep any obligatory monkey references from my subtitle vote for tomorrow. I've learned my lesson on that.
Posted by: Frank J. | June 17, 2003 08:37 AM
I got your obligatory monkey reference right here!
MonkeyPants
Imperial Falconer
Posted by: MonkeyPants | June 17, 2003 11:39 AM
What about my attention sp... ooooh donuts!
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip | June 17, 2003 10:34 PM
He should wear a Gaylord Perry Special? cap... one with the logos of all the teams he played on.
Posted by: lplimac | June 18, 2003 11:28 AM