the octodog: how did I ever live without it?
I swear, I do not make this stuff up. This one, I just stole from Ron.
May I introduce to you, the Octodog.
What, may you ask, is the Octodog? Well, I'll tell you.
The Octodog is a device that slices a hot dog up so it comes out looking like a....go ahead, guess....an octupus! Get it..octodog?
The hotdog is among the top ten items found in many lists concerning choking occurrences in young children. Pediatricians recommend slicing a hotdog linearly. The method of slicing a hotdog linearly can reduce the chances of choking during consumption. A sliced hotdog is a safer way to serve hotdogs to children. Octodogs are not only fun, but may be a safer way to serve hotdogs. Use Octodog’s Frankfurter converter and create Octodogs to add fun to any blah blah blah.
So folks, remember this: It's not a dildo. It's not a vibrator. It's not a really kinky way of acting on your animated hot dog character fantasies.
It's just a marketing tool to make parents feel guilty about using a regular old knife and fork to cut up their hot dogs.
Bad mom! What do you mean your children aren't using the Octodog? You cut your hot dogs into tiny pieces like that instead of in a linear fashion? I'm calling social services!
Seriously, if you buy one of these things I am going to come to your house and smack you upside your head.
I bet you own a bread de-cruster, too.