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caption/photoshop time

Have at it.

I had to hide the photo in the extended entry because I didn't want to frighten small children who may stumble upon this site.

So, caption, photoshop, do you whatever you want to the photo. Winner - to be judge by myself at whim - gets a copy of the Summer Driving CD I am on the process of completing (with your help of course)


[Thanks to Ken Summers for the photo]

and, as usual, if no one responds, the post will magically disappear as if it never existed.


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Hillary for President!
(insert photo here)
She CARES about you!

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I'm perky enough to host reality TV, too! Monica ain't got nuthin' on me.

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Here’s Hillary Rodham Clinton
Rumored guider of the nation.
Such rumor, on its face is
As you see, without foundation.

Yes, Hillary Rodham Clinton,
As a Pol, appears a bold one.
Experienced visage showing
There’s no whore quite like an old one.

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"The Ring 2: 2008...."

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