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Have at it.
I had to hide the photo in the extended entry because I didn't want to frighten small children who may stumble upon this site.
So, caption, photoshop, do you whatever you want to the photo. Winner - to be judge by myself at whim - gets a copy of the Summer Driving CD I am on the process of completing (with your help of course)
[Thanks to Ken Summers for the photo]
and, as usual, if no one responds, the post will magically disappear as if it never existed.
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference caption/photoshop time:
» Vast Right Wing Contest from Inoperable Terran
Michele is having a combination caption/Photoshop contest with Hillary Clinton. There's some classic entries already.... [Read More]
» Check out this hot sex goddess. from nastybastard
Ok, not really. Go over to Michele's (with one L) site and think up a caption for that horrendous photo of Hillary Clinton. Whoever comes up with something she likes the best will be rewarded with their very own copy... [Read More]
» Check out this hot sex goddess. from nastybastard
Ok, not really. Go over to Michele's (with one L) site and think up a caption for that horrendous photo of Hillary Clinton. Whoever comes up with something she likes the best will be rewarded with their very own copy... [Read More]
» I have seen the future, and it is Caption Contests from Amish Tech Support
And now Michele of A Small Victory is running a caption contest of sorts. Pretty soon, every blogger will be running them. Instead of a blogger coming up with original content, bloggers will just steal photos from other web sites... [Read More]
Comments
As Bill comes clean with yet another of his "Great Sexploitations", Hillary struggles to maintain interest.
Posted by: Buzz | June 11, 2003 12:56 PM
"And finally in our Women's Studies 101 course, we come to the type of pornography plastic surgeons masturbate over."
Posted by: Matt | June 11, 2003 01:01 PM
"I'll never go drinking tequila with Michele again"
Posted by: jc | June 11, 2003 01:03 PM
"Harvey Fierstein relaxes after the Sunday's performance of Hairspray: The Musical."
Posted by: Kevin Parrott | June 11, 2003 01:03 PM
"Lo-vin' me is easy 'cause I'm beautiful..."
Posted by: Matt | June 11, 2003 01:09 PM
"Shouldn't have had that chili relleno for lunch."
Posted by: Keith | June 11, 2003 01:13 PM
its'sa vas rightcon wingspiracy....
Posted by: Mike | June 11, 2003 01:26 PM
"Perhaps listening to my book on tape during the morning commute wasn't such a great idea after all..."
Posted by: robyn | June 11, 2003 01:36 PM
IMO Mike (#7) is the one to beat (if that's possible).
Well nigh perfect.
Posted by: Stephen | June 11, 2003 01:41 PM
No caption, but, oh my goodness, that's frightening!
Posted by: AimeeC | June 11, 2003 01:49 PM
"Ok, get the airbrush out so you can take the picture for my book."
Posted by: Jay Caruso | June 11, 2003 01:52 PM
Hillary for President!
(insert photo here)
She CARES about you!
Posted by: Bill | June 11, 2003 02:03 PM
"Some day, Strom Thurmond is going to notice me, I just know it. If I just keep staring at him. Feel me, Strom. Feel me. I want you to dip your bald head in oil and. . ."
Posted by: Ryan | June 11, 2003 02:06 PM
"Yessss...I feel it...it is time for me to feed on the blood of another young virgin."
Posted by: Toren | June 11, 2003 02:18 PM
"I still can't figure out what Bill saw in those other women..."
Posted by: Chrees | June 11, 2003 02:21 PM
Have you ever looked at Strom Thurmond? No, I mean really looked at Strom Thurmond? Awww, dude, Daschle, don't bogart the Cheetos.
Posted by: Jason | June 11, 2003 02:27 PM
Hilary tries the old Calvin and Hobbes "Painted eyeballs on ping-pong balls" trick to feign interest while she napped through another Senator Byrd rant on the Senate Floor. Even the ping pong balls lost interest.
Posted by: Kevin | June 11, 2003 02:28 PM
Yes dear, you didn't have sexual relations with that woman. No dear, I don't know what the meaning of the word is is.
Posted by: Faith | June 11, 2003 02:47 PM
"The Picture of Dorian Rodham"
"Where old cellulite goes to die"
"Sally Struthers completes hour number 248 of her Save-The-Children telethon"
"[Andy Rooney]D'j'ever wonder what they did with the material leftover from Nancy Pelosi's facelifts?[/Andy Rooney]
Posted by: Ken Summers | June 11, 2003 02:50 PM
Meth. It's what's for dinner!
Posted by: nastybastard | June 11, 2003 03:12 PM
The force is strong with you, young Skywalker...
Posted by: nastybastard | June 11, 2003 03:18 PM
Helen Thomas, 2001.
Posted by: Collins | June 11, 2003 03:20 PM
That's the last wake 'n' bake wednesday for me!
Posted by: Collins | June 11, 2003 03:22 PM
I don't know what all the fuss is about. So what if I have a little cheese on the taco?
Posted by: nastybastard | June 11, 2003 03:38 PM
I'm perky enough to host reality TV, too! Monica ain't got nuthin' on me.
Posted by: Scooter | June 11, 2003 03:39 PM
"If only my mother had taught me to swallow instead of spit..."
Posted by: Laurence Simon | June 11, 2003 03:55 PM
Mental note: The next time Janet Reno invites me over to do body shots with "the girls", make sure I don't have committee meetings the next day.
Posted by: Cam | June 11, 2003 04:15 PM
well shit!
Posted by: chris | June 11, 2003 04:36 PM
"Damn, that Reno can flat wear a girl out"
I should win on grossness alone.
Posted by: a different Bill | June 11, 2003 04:38 PM
Yes, I know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.....
Posted by: LeeAnn | June 11, 2003 04:39 PM
"Pull my nightie down when you're finished."
Posted by: Hoodie Craw | June 11, 2003 04:39 PM
Here’s Hillary Rodham Clinton
Rumored guider of the nation.
Such rumor, on its face is
As you see, without foundation.
Yes, Hillary Rodham Clinton,
As a Pol, appears a bold one.
Experienced visage showing
There’s no whore quite like an old one.
Posted by: Stephen | June 11, 2003 04:39 PM
"Got Botox?"
"Wonder if Robert Byrd will notice me now?"
"The Ring 2: 2008...."
Posted by: Brian Lee | June 11, 2003 04:39 PM
"I still can't figure out what Bill saw in those other women..." by Chrees is my absolute favorite!
Posted by: serenity | June 11, 2003 04:48 PM
Design for the $.69 first class stamp.
Posted by: Ron Hardin | June 11, 2003 05:02 PM
"2000 ... 2001 ... 2002 ... 2003 ... 2004 ... yeah ..."
"Legislating sucks. When do I RULE?"
Posted by: Mario | June 11, 2003 05:17 PM
This medication is not for everyone. Please consult your doctor. May cause certain side effects such as: server ugliness, fatigue, and anal leakage.
Posted by: nastybastard | June 11, 2003 05:18 PM
Is that a photo of Hillary or Droopy Dog?
http://espn.go.com/media/pg2/2001/0312/photo/a_droopy_m.jpg
Posted by: Donna Mc | June 11, 2003 05:41 PM
"Shortly after Dorothy broke into the Senate with a bucket of water..."
Posted by: Xkot | June 11, 2003 06:21 PM
When is Ted ever going to quit it with the pull my finger joke...I can't beleive I actually let him feel me up.
Posted by: Wind Rider | June 11, 2003 06:26 PM
And it's Sharon Stone that's going to play her in the fictional CBS infomercial instead of helen Thomas?
http://www.danegerus.com/weblog/index.asp?svComment=393
Posted by: DANEgerus | June 11, 2003 06:26 PM
That asshole Al Gore couldn't even carry his home STATE! I should have run un in 2000, why didn't I? Now I am stuck here in the Senate listening to Byrd ramble on about, oh whatever he is babbling about now - is the coloreds again?
We had the best economy, we knew about UBL longer than that retard Bush was in AA, Reno was taking care of 10 year old wetbacks for me... I should have run in 2000, I would have turned this country in a socialist utopia by now! Damn you Al Gore...
Posted by: Neo | June 11, 2003 07:37 PM
"Who the hell am I going to get to have sex with Bill so I don't have to, and how much is it going to cost?"
Posted by: Venomous Kate | June 11, 2003 08:14 PM
"Will Robert Byrd ever shut up? How many more years of this legislating crap do I have to sit through before I can run for president?"
Posted by: Hei Lun | June 11, 2003 08:56 PM
"OK, number three hundred ten....you say your name is Bambi.....you met the former president at the Plaza lobby....can you continue with your story please...and at what point did he drop his pants...."
Posted by: Mara | June 11, 2003 11:14 PM
"Y'know, I still can't figure out where Chelsea gets her looks from?"
Posted by: guruvious | June 11, 2003 11:21 PM
They're just gonna think I'm that Martha Stewart bitch anyway.
Posted by: Angie | June 12, 2003 04:08 AM
...and so, Med Students, just as our previous picture showed a 39-year-old face on the body of a 79-year-old person, THIS picture...
OR
"How long did he say I should retain that enema?"
OR
"I'll... tell them... I din't... inhale... No...
Bill used that..."
Posted by: Eye Opener | June 12, 2003 06:51 AM
A Senator (ugly and scorned)
Whose hubby (cuckolded, horned)
Had interns go down
With HER not around
And thus was justice suborned !
Posted by: Sharpshooter | June 12, 2003 06:54 AM
"I can't believe that my career depends on these unwashed, slack-jawed Long Island yokels. Thank God they're buying my book, but just look at them. Not a one in the bunch could GET INTO Radcliff, let alone graduate. How did I ever end up here?"
Posted by: OliverJ | June 12, 2003 08:44 AM
Ah, now we know why Barney Frank's gay.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph | June 12, 2003 08:51 AM
Why the hell did I sign up for the committee on blogging?
Posted by: Jeff | June 12, 2003 09:07 AM
"God I miss the U.S.S.R."
Posted by: Brad | June 12, 2003 09:13 AM
"Ohoh. No...No Bill please, not the sax again. ..Aw geez."
Posted by: cacique | June 12, 2003 09:32 AM
In RI'yeh, Great Cthulhu sleeps
Posted by: jack | June 12, 2003 09:35 AM
It was tough being the Madam of all those young interns.
Posted by: Sarcastic Sparky | June 12, 2003 10:10 AM
Oh yeah, that's a great idea.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Posted by: nastybastard | June 12, 2003 10:52 AM
"He never even offered me a cigar ... not even to smoke."
Posted by: Chris | June 12, 2003 10:57 AM
Bill Clinton was seen at today's Lesbians for Life luncheon wearing his wife's wig. In a room full of sensible shoes he was the only one in heels. "I'm a lesbian in a man's body" he explained.
Posted by: Oceanguy | June 12, 2003 11:06 AM
Geez, what was in that bong hit?!?
Posted by: Ozone Ferd | June 12, 2003 11:12 AM
your a fag, right?
Posted by: Anonymous | June 12, 2003 01:22 PM
Xkot wins. I'm still laughing.
Posted by: Greg | June 12, 2003 01:30 PM
"re-writing history takes a lot out of you"
Posted by: Stu D. | June 12, 2003 01:30 PM
To The American People: "And if I DO win the presidency, your suffering will be legendary, EVEN IN HELL!"
Posted by: Xavier Gold | June 12, 2003 11:50 PM
ok my first sucked, here's the real one:
Addressing the American People: "And if Elected, I promise to uphold the blah blah blah and get America on the right track and.....snore.......what!? I'm Awake, I'm Awake!
Posted by: Xavier Gold | June 12, 2003 11:58 PM
"What do you mean my prostate is swollen? Do I even have a prostate?"
"Maybe that size ten butt plug was just a little too big."
"I tried to read the book those folks wrote for me but it put me to sleep."
[monotone]"Oh baby... oooohhh... Bill baby, your such a man... slam me with your man-meat..."[/monotone]
Posted by: Mike S | June 14, 2003 12:49 PM