the vast left wing conspiracy
By now you know that All Along, Most Iraqi Relics Were Safe and Sound.
By now you know that there will be no retractions or apologies from the people who wanted Bush impaled on a stick for all the "looting" that took place.
Museum staff members had taken some of the more valuable items home and are now returning them.
The confusion arose, in part, because many of the museum's best pieces had been removed long before U.S. troops entered Baghdad, George said.
Come on guys, you can do it. Just three little words is all I need.
I. Was. Wrong.
Is that so hard?