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If you don't see me for a while, it's because I'll be spending 50.5 years in some dank English prison.
via Tim Blair
Posted by on June 8, 2003 09:12 PM | Permalink
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Hah. Only 27 years for me. See you in gaol! :)
June 8, 2003 09:30 PM
I am so lame. I only got 6 years. I better get busy spicing up my life - eh?
Rosemary Esmay |
June 8, 2003 10:13 PM
Damn! I need to get out there and start living! I only get to spend 0.5 years in prison and a mere 2000 (Pound) fine.
I'll just start hanging around you...maybe I'll actually graduate to a full year!
June 8, 2003 11:19 PM
Wow, I'll be back in 102 years and 9500 pounds lighter in the wallet.
a different Bill |
June 9, 2003 12:07 AM
I got 29 years. I think it was the naked mannequin thing that did it.
June 9, 2003 12:32 AM
I'd be in for 27 years, but dead several times first... Including decapitation...
June 9, 2003 07:47 AM
6 months and no fine. I am so f**king boring.
BTW, for any females reading this, I think the 6 months was for "yes" on oral sex. NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO HINT AT ANYTHING, I'M WAY TOO SUBTLE FOR THAT
Ken Summers |
June 9, 2003 09:33 AM
Whew! At least Different Bill fared worse than my own 83 years and £7500.
June 9, 2003 02:18 PM
Geez, I guess I'd better loosen up a bit. At a mere 6 years in prison and a potential fine: £7000 - I'm obviously one of the under achievers around here! ;-)
June 10, 2003 01:37 AM
Phht... 111 years and £7000. What do I win?
Of course most of that was from my days of juvenile delinquency. If I went back and took the statute of limitations into account, I'd probably only have speeding tickets to worry about. (Oh, and that oral sex thing too.)
On the other hand, my current community outlaws handgun ownership among other things, so I wonder what laws I might be breaking just by moving to this liberal paradise.
June 10, 2003 02:46 PM