put a cork in it, sosa!
I never liked Sammy Sosa.
And now, I like him even less.
Not only is an egotistical hot dog, he is also a cheater.
Reminds me of something we used to sing as kids.
A bottle of ink
The cork fell out
and you STINK!
I don't know what that really meant, but I just remembered it when I heard about SAMMY SOSA USING A CORKED BAT!! (Picture me laughing while I say that out loud. Maniacally).
At least it wasn't pine tar. I don't think I could go through that again.
And I don't want to hear any of his excuses. Oh, it was really a practice bat. Whatever, Sammy.