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My sister fixed that picture up, but good.

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And I believe that almost as much as I did when her husband said it.

I'm still partial to this one.

A joke for our Democratic friends. (I'm pretty sure I got this from P.J. O'Rourke) ... (This is also my formal request for a position in your Slutpublican Administratoin...)

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A teenage boy is hitchhiking down a country road in the middle of nowhere in Iowa.

A farmer drives up in a pick-up truck. The kid ask for a ride. The farmer asks if the kid is a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat" says the kid. "Sorry," says the farmer - and he drives off.

Next a businessman in a fancy luxury car drives up. The kid asks for a ride. The businessman asks if the kid is a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat" says the kid. "Sorry," says the businessman - and he drives off.

Next a sexy blonde in a hot-red convertible drives up. The kid can't help but notice that the sexy blonde is wearing a super-short red dress that matches her car. The kid asks for a ride. The sexy blonde asks if the kid is a Republican or Democrat. The kid thinks, "I'm never going to get a ride this way...." so - "Republican" says the kid. "Hop right in," says the sexy blonde.

The kid rides for a few miles, and the wind really starts to pick up in the convertible. The kid can't help but notice that the wind is blowing the blonde's short red dress even farther up her gorgeous thighs. The kid tries not to look, but he keeps catching himself gawking at the blonde. Finally, the kid says, "Stop this car!"

"What's the matter?" asks the blonde. The kid musters up his courage and says, "I have to get out - I've only been a Republican for ten minutes and already I want to screw somebody!"