17 innings later, they're still ugly
It works for me. Sort of. Clemens fails in another bid to get his 300th win, and the Yankees pull a win out of their asses against the lowly Tigers.
This was the ugliest game of the year, by far. The fifth inning alone was enough to give me baseball nightmares. Unearned runs are are the baseball equivalent of having a booger hanging out of your nose.
The back-to-back home runs were nice, but damn, they were up 7-1 at one point. A win is a win, but an ugly win is like kissing your sister. If your sister was Cameron Diaz with zits.
Comments
It was just freaking hideous. 9 innings to score a run off Detroit's bullpen. A team that is playing .267 ball. However, on the upside, Wells is now at 7-2 and Roger has yet to win 300.
Posted by: Lesley | June 1, 2003 07:32 PM
Please, take your whammy off Roger . Please.
Posted by: Ed | June 1, 2003 07:38 PM
Fuck you. I fucked your mother right in her dirty ass last night. She loved it. I fucked her cunt until she was bleeding. Dirty whore.
Posted by: Joey | June 1, 2003 07:50 PM
Hey, Joey? Mom says to tell you that you left your white lace panties and at her house.
Posted by: michele | June 1, 2003 08:02 PM
There's going to be some smashed up toilets in the Clemens household tonight...:)
Posted by: Matt | June 1, 2003 08:07 PM
I'm hoping for these type of victories for the rest of the season. No decision for Clemens, win for the Yankees.
299 and holding.
Posted by: Mara | June 1, 2003 09:08 PM
I bet he cringes everytime he sees that hot dog commercial now! I bet his family's favorite player IS Derek Jeter.
Posted by: AimeeC | June 1, 2003 09:17 PM
Disgraceful play. I know that there was pressure because of the 300 wins, but what about the World Series? That's pressure too. Are they going to be tripping all over themselves there too?
And against the Tigers for Chrissakes. They're all children in uniform.
Posted by: Daniel | June 1, 2003 11:24 PM
We Tigers fans have to take what little enjoyment we can get--I hope Clemens gets #300 soon, but I was glad it wasn't against Detroit...
Posted by: dblynnk | June 2, 2003 12:31 AM
On the plus side, Juan Rivera hit into three double plays. By the time he knocked that final grounder in the fifteenth it wasn't so much sad any more as it was funny.
Posted by: Jason | June 2, 2003 02:16 AM
F**k Roger Clemens. I agree with Mara. The Yanks can win, but Clemens doesn't get the win, the fat pig.
Posted by: Tom | June 2, 2003 03:00 AM