on feeling like you have to pee even when you don't
Nothing sucks worse than a bladder infection. Just in case you didn't know that.
So here I am at home, feeling as if my insides are going to fall out every time I pee, and I'm going through old boxes of my writing.
In 1979 I wrote a series of short stories about a family-run funeral home. The stories detail the lives and loves of the family members and how fucked up living in a funeral home can make a teenage girl.
I would sue HBO, but I don't think the creators of Six Feet Under were rummaging through my closet recently.
Perhaps, though, this gives credence to my theory that someone is always watching me.