This was important enough for me to ignore the fact that I took the night off.
First there was Kazaam, which reigned as my Worst.Movie.Ever for several years until Jeepers Creepers and then Air Bud, Seventh Inning Stretch took over the helm. That only lasted until I saw Jason X a few weeks ago. I'm sure Jason will be delighted to know that the title of Worst.Movie.Ever no longer belongs to him.
The current champion? J'Lo's ode to revenge murder, Enough.
Enough merits the award for the ending alone, when J Lo greets her oh-so-charming little angel at the airport with hugs and kisses and pure glee at just having killed the child's father. Yes, he was abusive. But the sugary, happy ending was ever so wrong for a movie where someone murders their former spouse, regardless of the circumstances.
What annoyed me more was the following exchange in the airport:
Daughter: Where are we going now, mommy?
J Lo: Anywhere you want, honey.
Daughter: What about Emerald City?
I need to revise my list of worst movies of all time. I've re-posted the list below. Discuss.
[From November 4. 2002]
2. Air Bud, Seventh Inning Fetch
3. Jeepers Creepers
4. Bicentennial Man
5. Battlefield Earth
6. 3,000 Miles to Graceland
7. Planet of the Apes (remake)
9. Pearl Harbor
11. Bull Durham
12. Dances with Wolves
13. The Bodyguard
14. Little Nicky
16. Indecent Proposal
17. Pootie Tang
18. The Talented Mr. Ripley
19. Dude, Where's My Car
20. Freddie Got Fingered
21. Eyes Wide Shut
22. Baby Geniuses
24. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
25. Soul Man