do not bait me with your hate mail. do.not.
Please be advised that today is not the day to piss me off. If you have a problem remembering that, please check the Handy Dandy Cycle Chart and note that today is Day Two. Day Three does not get any better. The difference between the two is a kick in the ass or a kick in the balls.
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If you'd like me to, I'd gladly rub your body down with oil to help relieve the symptoms?
Posted by: yvonne | May 14, 2003 07:24 PM
Well, uhm... I just stopped by to throw in my support and a campaign contribution to the Slutpublican party.
If it helps in any way, I have a digital camera, and will photograph you and Yvonne...? Of course if it doesn't help, all the guy here want pics anyway.
big toothy grin
runs
Posted by: Elitist WebGod Bastard | May 14, 2003 07:31 PM
OT: Check out the Carnival of the Vanities.
Posted by: Inscrutable American | May 14, 2003 09:18 PM
So I should stay home again tomorrow? Let's see: Michele Day Three or a coughing, puking, snotting, shitting, almost two year old.....maybe I'll just stay home and see you tomorrow night for mas tequilla even though it will be Day Four!
Posted by: Bon | May 14, 2003 10:08 PM
Glad I only feel bad on Day One. All my teary bitchiness happens during PMS.
FYI: Biore's Warming Deep Pore Cleanser fought off all but two of my 'monthly zits,' and those two were tiny. (Not bragging, just recommending)
And my favorite form of relief is a shot of Nyquil chased by a beer. You'll sleep right through the pain. And the fire alarm, the bombs, Armageddon, etc. Of course the taste in your mouth when you wake up takes a few brushings and a handful of Altoids to get rid of, but anything to make the pain go away, right?
Posted by: AimeeC | May 14, 2003 10:35 PM
Otoh, the extremely entertaining rage you'd deliver to any troll shtoopid enough to taunt you would make Andrea Harris look like Elmo the Muppet.
Posted by: trevalyan | May 15, 2003 03:10 PM