and he's single??
If you're looking for a man, have I got the bachelor for you.
So if you are that very special lady who's potbellied, flat chested, left handed, and a smoker... this guy loves you and wants to marry you!!!
You also have to be 6'3". And a virgin.
Then there's this:
I won't kiss anyone on the mouth, so don't ask. And don't even MENTION oral sex to me. I think the whole idea of it sounds pretty bizarre and sick-making
It would not bother me in the least if my lady is a sloppy eater who enjoys filling her tummy with gooey pizza now and then, giggling and getting tomato sauce on her pretty face!
Apparently he's going to support you with his art. Good thing he disdains money, because I think I saw this one go for 25 cents at my neighbor's garage sale.
What else do you need to know? He looks like Joel Rifkin, he seems to have a thing for his mother.
So ladies, if this describes you:
...a nice sleek, flat little chest and a nicely rounded little poochy tummy! She is not skinny, she has long legs, and she likes to wear shoes that let her feet stand nice and flat on the ground the way nature intended. She doesn't wear jewelry or makeup, and she doesn't vandalize her body with tattoos. Though I confess I find appendix scars on poochy female tummies very appealing....
Oh, make sure you aren't claustrophobic. This guy has all the earmarks of "dead hooker in the trunk" syndrome.
[found via my new blog obsession, Aaron Bailey]