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who is that bowtied man?

So, I was watching Crossfire and the oddest thing happened. Maxine Waters said something I agreed with. Yes, let's stop calling the Saudis our friends. They are anything but.

I guess my whole world shifted after that incident and I started seeing things in a different light. As I stared at the tv, I noticed something odd. I moved closer to the screen, not sure if my eyes were deceiving me.

Sure, he calls himself Tucker Carlson when he's on Crossfire, but I figured out who he really is.

tucker.jpg glenn.jpg

Well, have you ever seen Tucker and Glenn in the same room? I thought not.

Maybe I should start doing drugs again. It can only help.

Comments

i was going to say "as long as he's tied to my bed, i don't care who he really is," but i'd really hate to piss off mrs reynolds.

i don't mind pissing off mrs carlson in the slightest, however.

I saw that segment, too, and it frightened me. I may not be on solid foods for a week now.

Glenn sort of resembles John Sebastian of the Lovin' Spoonfuls, too.

And John has the glasses!

It's the Clark Kent/Superman thing, obviously. And now that we all know his secret identity, the laws of the comic book universe require us all to die.

<sniffle>

This is how you know the difference.

Tucker Carlson = hot

Glenn Reynolds = dork