mom, can i borrow your feces?
Ah, parental permissiveness.
See, itís not just the schools to blame. Itís the parents as well.
I ask you, what kind of parent would help their daughter collect feces to throw at other girls?
Mom, we have the annual hazing tonight and I need a favor.
What do you need dear..money? Something to wear?
No, I just need a couple of kegs of beer and some shit to fling at the girls.
Oh, thatís fine honey. I can get you some pig intestines too, if you want.
Sure honey, I want your hazing to be the best one ever!
I love you, mom, youíre the best.
Anything for my Heather!
My parents wouldnít even give me shaving cream on Halloween.
Iím just about ready to buy an island and form my own kingdom. This place is out of control.