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Everywhere you look

[the cleats were in my car]

Here's the thing about rumor mongering - you have to hit the person where it hurts the most. What do they have a deep hatred for? What would embarass them to no end? Find out what they have made fun of in the past and turn the tables.

If Meryl thinks I am going to be mortified that she has outed me as a fan of the Olsen Twins and Full House, she is sadly mistaken. I remember when Stephanie hit puberty and hilarity ensued. Or when D.J. tried to find a date for Joey and hilarity ensued. Or when the twins were sold to gypsies by Joey in exchange for some funny jokes and hilarity ensued.

She really has to do better. See, if you want to spread rumors about me - rumors that will enrage me and make me call you out in a fight to the death - you have to know the one thing that I never, ever want to be associated with.

For instance, see today's Bleat over at Lileks. He was shamed by a national radio station who slandered him by suggesting that his favorite band is The Carpenters. If I were him, I would take legal action. That is damning.

If Meryl wants to hit me hard, she has to dig around to find my musical kryptonite. The thing that makes me cringe. The sound that makes me want to stick pointy objects in my ears. If she was successful at starting rumors about that why, I would never live it down.

I've got Meryl's number, anyhow. I know what she loathes. I know what makes her run away in fear. And I have proof that she lived that life before she became Meryl the Blogger.

Oh, the things I know.

Whatever happened to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy,evening tv?
How did I get delivered here?
Somebody tell me please!

This old world's confusing me.
Clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
"Don't sell your dreams" so soon

Everywhere you look,
everywhere you look(there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look
everywhere you look(there's a face of)
Somebody who needs you.

Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone.
A knight is waiting to carry you home.

Everywhere you look

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Comments

It's Up With People, isn't it? Betcha you're a closet Up With People fan.

E-e-e-e-e-everybody Polka!!!

Cabbage Rolls and Coffee
Mm-mm-good!

No, LCV, that's the Full House theme song. Jeez, my sister loved that show - the pain of it all!

FWIW, if somebody accused me of having voluntarily attended a Celine Dion concert even once, the next time anyone saw them, they'd be floating facedown in the Chattahoochee (or other convenient river)...

I bet both Michele and Meryl are fans of The Village People (and have a crush on the Construction Man... or was that the Cowboy?!?)

Larry

I'll venture that Michele and Meryl are a lot like my high school friend Bridget. Not an inch of wallspace in her room was left bare. Pictures and pull-out posters from Circus, Hit Parader and RIP adorned her wall, usually of the guy from Warrant, or the dude from Poison. She had a special place in her heart (not to mention on her wall) for rockin' Breck girl Sebastian Bach. Actually, I enjoy Skid Row; Sebastian's so over the top.

You're all pretty disgusting, watching this crap when there are reruns available of "Xena: Warrior Princess."

meeeee-shell. ma belle. sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble. tres bien ensemble.

don't make me continue. i can go on for hours.

mmm??? letsee
comixho ck.

The way I heard it michele waited in line
all night to buy "Archies" concert ticketsI

Tx Vet, yeah, but that was after she got the bad news that the Paper Lace concert was sold out.

"Hello, we're Paper Lace. We'd like to play a medley of our greatest hit."
(yes, singular. Their lead singer had a good sense of humor. But at least I was PAID to be there)

Being Michele's sister, I know what her musical kryptonite is. I know the thing that makes her cringe. I know the sound that makes her want to stick pointy objects in her ears!! If you want to know, the bidding starts now!

I did some searching and found the original, unedited photo of yourself, Michele. I think it speaks for itself.