sperm: the final frontier
As usual, I had a million things to write about this morning (Meryl rumors, Bloomberg hating, school issues and LARS disease - all of which will be covered later), but due to an emergency of epic proportions, i.e, missing cleats, it will all have to wait.
Instead, I will leave you with this gem of a phrase found in a news item this morning:
But in March, according to Marcy Shatner's lawsuit, the semen-exchanging relationship with [William Shatner] her former spouse turned "unacceptable."
And they were talking about horse semen.
Do with that what you will. I'm leaving for work.