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Spotted at Sean Bonner's place:

Hide the kids! Break out the champagne! ODB is back!

Hours after being released from a mental facility Thursday (May 1), the artist formerly known as Ol' Dirty Bastard and Big Baby Jesus announced that he's signed with Roc-A-Fella Records and has chosen a new nickname, Dirt McGirt.

As a proud owner of a Free ODB shirt, I weep with joy at the news of his release.

OK, not weep exactly. But I am smiling.

I love ODB in the way one loves an exploding. village-destroying, civilization-killing volcano because it makes for such pretty sunsets.

Comments

i so thought you were gong to write "an exploding. village-destroying, civilization-killing rapper" and really wanted to know where you were going with it.

the volcano does make a lot more sense.

"I love ODB in the way one loves an exploding. village-destroying, civilization-killing volcano because it makes for such pretty sunset."

How can I disagree with such scintilating and astute endorsement? I think his release is a great boon to the entertainment industry. Anyone care to wager on how long it'll take him to go on another hugely entertaining rampage? I give it about a month...

Hey i am really ugly and i need someone to tell me what i can do to make my self pretty