blogging challenge: davezilla v. small victory
Hello? People?
You have been CHALLENGED. Do not make Davezilla's readers appear to be funnier than mine. Do not drag my site down with your apathetic, lazy, typing fingers. Make me proud. Kick his freaking ass.
See post here for challenge. Let's get funny: Book titles that didn't quite make it.
UPDATE: My readers kick ass. To wit:
Create Delicious Family Meals in Minutes using your Unwanted Children
Psst...post them on the original post, please.
Comments
Okay, okay! sheesh!
Remembering that I'm not funny....
The Lord of the Bathtub Ring
Silence of the Hedgehogs
Memoirs of a File Clerk
Posted by: Ith | May 6, 2003 07:59 PM
I posted a few...i'll get back with more when I get the offspring fed, bathed, and put to bed.
Posted by: dave | May 6, 2003 08:09 PM
Mommy, is that a real hand?: A Brief History of Fast Food
Sexual Techniques for Career Advancement
Your God doesn't Love You: The Fundamentalist Guide to Missionary Work
Create Delicious Family Meals in Minutes using your Unwanted Children
Achieve a Brighter Tomorrow - A Self-help guide to Denial and Delusion
Breaking Important News to Adopted Teenagers
Earn Big Bucks from Your Parents' Divorce: A financial guide
The Parents guide to Developing a Crack Habit (because all kids know that copying your folks is soooo uncool)
So You've Run Out of Injection Points? A Heroin Addict's Guide to Little Known Arteries
Mammalian Evolution League Tables (Revised - following publication of NBC fall lineup)
Posted by: Crimson Cow | May 6, 2003 08:12 PM
Hygeine Secrets of the French
"Mommy, How Does This Work?": A Young Girl's Guide to Feminine Products
The World's Greatest Croquet Matches: Volume I
Posted by: Max | May 6, 2003 08:13 PM
"Trading Spaces" Tips for Crack Dens
Structural Engineering for Dummies
Posted by: Max | May 6, 2003 08:17 PM
Gluttony Undone with Louie Anderson
Elizabeth Taylor's Guide To A Long And Successful Marriage
Making It Big In Fashion With Velour
Killer Dinner Parties With Spam
Proctology For Dummies
Yodel Your Way On To 'American Idol'
Toenails: The Unrealized Fetish
Posted by: Jay Caruso | May 6, 2003 08:33 PM
Reality always trumps fiction.
It's called Fleh: A children's story and playmate. Not laughing yet? Try these excerpts from reviews, I am not making any of this stuff up:
(emphasis mine)Posted by: Robin Goodfellow | May 6, 2003 09:42 PM
How do you folks do all those crazy boxes, man?
Is it a blogging jedi thing?
Posted by: Crimson Cow | May 6, 2003 09:45 PM
Man, we ravaged Davezilla's weak little punk fans. They're probably Slutertarians anyway.
Posted by: Max | May 6, 2003 10:26 PM
You Make God Cry, A Catholic Child's Guide to Confession
Posted by: SondraK | May 6, 2003 10:26 PM
Eating Cheetos Through a Straw: Masturbation Made Easy
Did I really write that?
Posted by: Yog Sothoth | May 7, 2003 10:08 AM
The British Guide to Dental Care
Analyzing the German Sense of Humor
Get Fit with Roseanne!
Posted by: Lesley | May 7, 2003 10:12 AM
Easy Home Decorating With Fat
Posted by: Brian | May 8, 2003 06:37 PM