blind item. sort of.
There is a huge scandal about to break in the world of politics. It seems that some members of the Slutpublican party have been less than...publican. My sources say that it's the two head honchos, the prez and veep, that are in the midst of this scandal and they will be forced to give up their positions in this campaign.
One source cites a best friend's brother who says that one of the people mentioned actually laughed at Ted Rall comic once and the other voted for Ralph Nader in the last election. As if that's not enough to bring the whole party down, one of the politicians also carries a terrible medical secret. Let's just say that the person in question has been to China recently. Or slept with someone who has been to China recently.
Word has it that the party is now looking for two new leaders who will take on this campaign agains the well-financed, scandal-free and seemingly healthy Sluterian party.
That's all I can say right now.
Comments
Probably much overblown. It isn't like one of them was a closet MAC user or something,...
is it?
Posted by: Wind Rider | May 5, 2003 07:22 AM
"Overblown" is an oxymoron. It's just not possible. :)
Posted by: dave | May 5, 2003 08:41 AM
If anyone laughed at a Ted Rall cartoon, haven't they violated some provision of the Patriot Act?
Just wonderin'.
Posted by: zombyboy | May 5, 2003 12:06 PM
Hey, put me on the E-Board of Slutpublican. I think it's safe to say you'll never discover I am/was a closet liberal.
I do love Asian women but I'm pretty sure none of the ones I've been with have trouble breathing.
Posted by: Radical Redneck | May 5, 2003 06:28 PM
Overblown? That's MY job! And, it's also a Slutertarian benefit.
Posted by: Da Goddess | May 6, 2003 02:31 AM
In the words of a Canadian politician who was convicted of murdering his ex-wife: "Deny Deny Deny"
For heaven's sake, didn't Clinton and Nixon teach you anything?
Posted by: Jane | May 6, 2003 08:34 AM
Well financed? Nah, we just charge more for our blowjobs.
Posted by: Venomous Kate | May 10, 2003 05:35 PM