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blind item. sort of.

There is a huge scandal about to break in the world of politics. It seems that some members of the Slutpublican party have been less than...publican. My sources say that it's the two head honchos, the prez and veep, that are in the midst of this scandal and they will be forced to give up their positions in this campaign.

One source cites a best friend's brother who says that one of the people mentioned actually laughed at Ted Rall comic once and the other voted for Ralph Nader in the last election. As if that's not enough to bring the whole party down, one of the politicians also carries a terrible medical secret. Let's just say that the person in question has been to China recently. Or slept with someone who has been to China recently.

Word has it that the party is now looking for two new leaders who will take on this campaign agains the well-financed, scandal-free and seemingly healthy Sluterian party.

That's all I can say right now.


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Probably much overblown. It isn't like one of them was a closet MAC user or something,...

is it?

"Overblown" is an oxymoron. It's just not possible. :)

If anyone laughed at a Ted Rall cartoon, haven't they violated some provision of the Patriot Act?

Just wonderin'.

Hey, put me on the E-Board of Slutpublican. I think it's safe to say you'll never discover I am/was a closet liberal.

I do love Asian women but I'm pretty sure none of the ones I've been with have trouble breathing.

Overblown? That's MY job! And, it's also a Slutertarian benefit.

In the words of a Canadian politician who was convicted of murdering his ex-wife: "Deny Deny Deny"

For heaven's sake, didn't Clinton and Nixon teach you anything?

Well financed? Nah, we just charge more for our blowjobs.