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hello my name is jimmy pop

Another day, another Little League game.

The Sir Speedy Minor League Team, following their resounding 13-3 win over the orthodonist team on Friday night, take on the second place (5-1) team today.

We really want to beat them.

To make a boring post even more boring, I will tell you that the right bat makes all the difference in the world. After using a 28 inch bat for two years that DJ insisted was fine (yet we could see it really wasn't right for him), I bought him a 26 inch bat and he's been pounding the ball.

So, what I meant to say here was, I'll be gone most of the day, but I wanted to leave a present for Sam of Unigolyn.

Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn (mp3). Lyrics below.

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried'

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honky's gone to heaven

But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Everybody here we go
C'mon party people
Throw your hands in the air
C'mon party people
Wave 'em like you don't care
C'mon party people
Everbody say ho
C'mon party people
Everybody here we go

Comments

Thanks :)

The video for this song is about the most irreverent thing ever put on film, and Bloodhound Gang gigs are better than I could ever put in words.