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Last night we watched ten episodes of Family Guy. I guess we decided we had too much fun and we must punish ourselves accordingly because we are going to watch Jason X now.
Review to follow.
UPDATE:
Nevermind. I made it 28 minutes before I realized I would lose brain cells if I watched any longer.
The people responsible for movies like this should be tried on some kind of Homeland Security charge. Jason X just might replace Jeepers Creepers as worst movie ever on my list (which replaced Kazaam).
If you've seen a movie worse than those three, I'd like to hear about it.
Comments
I watched Jason X just... y'know, out of respect... or something. I was never a F13th purist so I don't mind much that it undermined itself at every turn, I just loved that half the cast of Andromeda had to take the gig to fund their catsuit fetishes...
Posted by: D | May 3, 2003 08:12 PM
The problem with picking up that gauntlet is that I would actually have to watch JasonX to have a guage by which to judge the other horrd flix.It's like asking someone if the milk has gone bad.
Posted by: mbruce | May 3, 2003 08:45 PM
The Musketeer. Terrible. Awful. Blech. Watch the trailer for the fight scene, which is cool, but don't watch the movie for it--it's not worth it. (Although watching the movie specifically for the purpose of ridiculing it can be fun.)
Posted by: Erica | May 3, 2003 09:10 PM
I still hold Top dog to be worst film ever.... starring Chuck Norris and a benji-lookalike, directed by Chuck's brother.
Posted by: Craig | May 3, 2003 09:17 PM
I've got five words for you: Manos, the Hands of Fate.
"tHe MAsTeR doES nOt ApPRoVE..."
Posted by: Joe Green | May 3, 2003 09:24 PM
The Saint
Posted by: Alex Knapp | May 3, 2003 09:26 PM
Given the choice of rewatching (and in the case of the former, this time finishing) Jason X or the gawdawful film version of The Fountainhead, I'd have to try to handle one last dose of the hockey-masked one (and just for benchmarking purposes: every F13 after the first one was, for me, a complete waste of both my time and otherwise perfectly good videotape... )
Posted by: Ferro Lad | May 3, 2003 09:36 PM
Wait a sec, Kazaam was pretty good for a young persons movie. I mean if you are 10 it is kind of fun!
I cannot offer an opinion on Jeepers Creepers but if it is like a Jason film then I have to agree...
But I have to say that Kazaam should be grouped with films like 'Uncle Buck'.
$.02 (how come there is a dollar sign but no Cents on the keyboard?)
Posted by: bruce | May 3, 2003 09:36 PM
Well, the virtual-reality 80s scene towards the end is hilarious, but if only you're a Friday the 13th fan from way back like me.
Otherwise... don't get "Halloween: Resurrection" either, mkay?
Posted by: Dave | May 3, 2003 10:01 PM
I nominate "Howard the Duck" with "Hudson Hawk" as a very close second. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to scour my brain with steel wool.
Posted by: Scott | May 3, 2003 10:12 PM
I tried very hard to like Eight legged freaks. I failed. ;)
Posted by: nastybastard | May 3, 2003 10:23 PM
ah- ah- ah- ah- ah
Posted by: SondraK | May 3, 2003 10:27 PM