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The Slutpublican Party now has competition.
Hell, we have Jonno. They don't.
This is going to be a very interesting campaign. And ladies, gentlement and interns, you cannot apply to be in BOTH parties. Choose your sides. Live or die with that choice.
I have had tequila and I am ready to kick some venom ass.
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Comments
Well, then. Can I adjust my Slutertarian Gun-totin' Goddess .gif to say "Slutpublican?"
Does it really matter when you're Cabinet Jester?
Forgive me my rhetorical question moment.
Posted by: margi | May 1, 2003 07:51 PM
I think we need a picture of our candidate to match the great photo op that some of the competition got today....snagged an example and put it up over at my place.
I'm thinkin the only way to counter something like that is -
leather. pearls.
yep.
Posted by: Wind Rider | May 1, 2003 08:08 PM
If you have trouble getting my site to load to see the competition's pix, well, blogger is taking a 'blogger' right now.
I so can't wait till we can bolt that hellhole....
Posted by: Wind Rider | May 1, 2003 08:13 PM
You really better update the mission statements then! We're in for a fight. For my first official act as Head of the Department of Homeland Security, I will be recruiting spies to perform watergate like operations in support of our campaign. Any volunteers?
Posted by: Faith | May 1, 2003 09:12 PM
Which one pays better. I'm liberal, not cheap. OK, well, I'm cheap, but I'm not easy. Er... never mind.
Posted by: Solonor | May 1, 2003 09:39 PM
Michele, I stand by the side of the Party.
Such splittist and defeatist ideological sentiments shall be crushed in a glorious cultural revolution, no?
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Brian
Posted by: Brian | May 2, 2003 12:33 AM
You will be giving Scooter some fun toys (like a Laws Rocket launcher) before he goes off to France, right?
Or do I have to make a campaign contribution or something?
Posted by: Elitist WebGod Bastard | May 2, 2003 02:26 AM
Heheh. I just made my acceptance speech for my Slutertarian position. I want you to know, though, that I still think you're the best damned Slutpublicans I know.
Posted by: zombyboy | May 2, 2003 12:13 PM
Heh. Since I'm too lazy to start a blog, I know where I'll be signing up. : )
Posted by: Jon | May 2, 2003 12:14 PM
I merely pointed out that you didn't have a Head Nurse and that was that. Of course, I was also trying to see if you were paying attention to the fact that I declared my Slutertarianness fromt he beginning......I know, I know. Tough to do when my fucking MT rarely hits pinging stage when I publish.
Posted by: Da Goddess | May 2, 2003 05:38 PM